Jimmy Red Crabs

Also on the circuit I am known as various other names, amongst them being Scrooge, Rehab, tight git, Spotty, shorty and at weekends I am Janet. Please feel free to view my tacky site and enjoy the music. Afterall I could be driving in a neighborhood near you.

This is me with my shiny new car, what you may think is that it looks remarkably like a red van, I thought that a red one would be best. Just to make me look like that other miserable git, Postman Pat. He likes driving around I wonder if he tries to keep out of the house because of the constant migrane and beatings from the pet gerbil.

One of my favourite past times is ironing my jeans. Also my selection of tops are second to none, purchased from any reputable market stall. You see I am a classy type of Guy. The life and soul of the OXY 10 party.